how lucky am i?

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Originally uploaded by stayin' sucka free

i stepped outside into the post office parking lot to get back into my car. as i'm walking, i hear drops landing all around me. i look at the blacktop and realize it's seagull poop. doing a quick check, i realize:

I AM NOT HIT.

i literally had a ring of poop land around me, and managed somehow (thankfully!) to be missed, which just goes to show that shit can be falling all around me, and i will somehow manage to make it unscathed.